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Season 9 • 12/16/2004

If we don't destroy Social Security now, it might be there when we're older.

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04:21

Headlines - Abstinence Of Malice
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The Bush administration funds school sexual abstinence programs, teaching information that is at best misleading, and at worst, completely wrong.
12/15/2004
05:25

Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly knows of another way not to get AIDS, apart from wearing Birkenstock shoes.
12/15/2004
03:27

Back in Black - Dangerous Toys
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Lewis Black covers this year's list of dangerous toys, including a plastic Nerf football, lead jewelry and a sharp Batmobile.
12/15/2004
01:19

Terrorist Targets
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Homeland Security compiles its database of potential terrorist targets, including amusement parks and miniature golf courses.
12/15/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Santa Claus
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Bob Wiltfong interviews a security expert who describes Santa Claus.
12/15/2004
03:37

Culture War
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Hollywood doesn't like anal sex. It loves anal sex.
12/16/2004
01:06

Great Moments in Punditry - Children
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Did you not say that, did you not say that, did you not say that?
12/16/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Anal Sex
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William Donohue claims Hollywood likes anal sex.
12/16/2004
07:56

Katie Couric
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Katie Couric claims that many teenagers don't think oral sex is intimate.
12/16/2004
05:13

This Week in God - Holiday Edition
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Stephen Colbert punches the God Machine for the latest news in religion.
12/16/2004
02:20

Mo'Money, No Problems!
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George W. Bush deals with the U.S. deficit by confronting Social Security.
12/16/2004
02:18

Mess O'Potamia - Running Exit Poll
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Iraq's booming election thwarting industry has been particularly worrisome.
01/04/2005
00:36

Moment of Zen - The Maldives
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By the grace of God, Star Jones survived the tsunami.
01/04/2005
03:27

Headlines - Relief Pitchers
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America is willing to spend about as much on the greatest natural disaster in recent memory as it was willing to spend on the first week of "Spanglish."
01/04/2005
05:06

News to Them
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When these kids get out into the real world of grown-up news, Rob Corddry is going to f**king eat them alive.
01/04/2005
02:15

God Blesses?
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Star Jones is eternally grateful that God chose to spare her life in exchange for those of 160,000 others in Sri Lanka and Indonesia.
01/04/2005
05:18

Paul Giamatti
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Jon invites Paul Giamatti to rent "Big Daddy" to see serious subtlety in acting.
01/04/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Prayer in the House
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Reverend Daniel Coughlin leads a prayer to begin a new session of Congress.
01/05/2005
05:27

Don Cheadle
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After shooting "Hotel Rwanda" Don Cheadle worked on the most antithetical film -- "Ocean's Twelve."
01/05/2005
02:50

109th Congress Begins
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The Republicans in Congress just passed a law guaranteeing Democrats the right to speak when spoken to.
01/05/2005
04:18

Homonausic
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Florida State Representative candidate Ed Heeney has issues with talented, pool playing lesbos stealing all the straight women in Fort Lauderdale.
01/05/2005
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