The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Terrorist Targets

Season 9 • 12/15/2004

Al Qaeda will destroy that windmill.

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03:08

International Pamphlet - Locusts
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Swarms of locusts wreak havoc all across the globe, and David Beckham and Posh Spice play Joseph and Mary.
12/14/2004
06:52

Dore Gold
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Former Israeli Ambassador to the U.N. Dore Gold talks about the changes and reforms facing an increasingly irrelevant world governing body.
12/14/2004
05:56

Teed Off
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The M.D.A. refuses to pay Keith Schott for the hole in one he hit at a charity event.
12/14/2004
04:00

Mess O'Potamia - Full Medal Racket
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Bush awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a retired General, a fashion pioneer and a Queen.
12/14/2004
00:25

Moment of Zen - Bush's Hanukah Celebration
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The White House celebrates Hanukah with an a cappella serenade for the first family.
12/14/2004
04:34

Silent Night, Holy Crap
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Bob Wiltfong thinks the safest thing to do this year is to ignore Christmas all together.
12/15/2004
04:21

Headlines - Abstinence Of Malice
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The Bush administration funds school sexual abstinence programs, teaching information that is at best misleading, and at worst, completely wrong.
12/15/2004
05:25

Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly knows of another way not to get AIDS, apart from wearing Birkenstock shoes.
12/15/2004
03:27

Back in Black - Dangerous Toys
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Lewis Black covers this year's list of dangerous toys, including a plastic Nerf football, lead jewelry and a sharp Batmobile.
12/15/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Santa Claus
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Bob Wiltfong interviews a security expert who describes Santa Claus.
12/15/2004
01:19

Terrorist Targets
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Homeland Security compiles its database of potential terrorist targets, including amusement parks and miniature golf courses.
12/15/2004
03:37

Culture War
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Hollywood doesn't like anal sex. It loves anal sex.
12/16/2004
01:06

Great Moments in Punditry - Children
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Did you not say that, did you not say that, did you not say that?
12/16/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Anal Sex
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William Donohue claims Hollywood likes anal sex.
12/16/2004
02:20

Mo'Money, No Problems!
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George W. Bush deals with the U.S. deficit by confronting Social Security.
12/16/2004
07:56

Katie Couric
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Katie Couric claims that many teenagers don't think oral sex is intimate.
12/16/2004
05:13

This Week in God - Holiday Edition
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Stephen Colbert punches the God Machine for the latest news in religion.
12/16/2004
02:18

Mess O'Potamia - Running Exit Poll
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Iraq's booming election thwarting industry has been particularly worrisome.
01/04/2005
00:36

Moment of Zen - The Maldives
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By the grace of God, Star Jones survived the tsunami.
01/04/2005
03:27

Headlines - Relief Pitchers
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America is willing to spend about as much on the greatest natural disaster in recent memory as it was willing to spend on the first week of "Spanglish."
01/04/2005
05:06

News to Them
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When these kids get out into the real world of grown-up news, Rob Corddry is going to f**king eat them alive.
01/04/2005
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