The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Not Going to Win

Season 10 • 12/14/2005

Howard Dean provides great fodder for GOP attack ads.

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00:45

Moment of Zen - Bill Clarey
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With a heavy heart, Jon delivers Bill Clarey's Moment of Zen.
12/13/2005
03:23

Gaywatch - Elton John
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Elton John gets married in Britain, though Jon still finds his duck suit more newsworthy.
12/13/2005
04:03

Christmas with the Kranks
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Bill O'Reilly campaigns against the secularization of Christmas by putting those who wish 'Happy Holidays' on the naughty list.
12/13/2005
03:09

Ex-Mas?
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Jason Jones laments that his precious triple-x-mas sales have been relegated to secular holiday porn sales.
12/13/2005
08:50

Howard Stern
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Howard Stern is reenergized by his move to satellite radio, meaning more investigations into the legality of weighing bowel movements.
12/13/2005
07:24

Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw discusses his latest special, "Tom Brokaw Reports: To War and Back," about a platoon of National Guard soldiers who come home from Iraq.
12/14/2005
00:09

Moment of Zen - SCUBA Diver
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A man SCUBA diving in a fish tank waves to children.
12/14/2005
00:56

Intro - Iraqi Elections
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Jon isn't shy about letting the audience know who he really wants to win the Iraqi election.
12/14/2005
03:10

Mess O'Potamia - First Responder
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With the tide of the Iraq War turning for the worse, President Bush is forced to resort to drastic measures and answer some questions from an unscreened audience.
12/14/2005
04:43

Trendspotting - Must-Have Gift
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Demetri Martin reviews this year's must-have holiday gift -- Microsoft's Xbox 360.
12/14/2005
02:20

Not Going to Win
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Republicans jump on Howard Dean's comments saying America can't win the Iraq War.
12/14/2005
04:40

Until Hell Freezes Dover
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Sadly, the town of Dover, PA's unique geographical features make it easily smiteable.
12/15/2005
00:55

Daily/Colbert - Feliz Navidad
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/15/2005
06:38

This Holiday Season in God - Huey Lewis
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Whatever holiday you celebrate, have a Merry Christmas!
12/15/2005
00:08

Moment of Zen - Huey Lewis and the Fake News
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Huey Lewis and the Fake News wish all viewers a happy holiday.
12/15/2005
02:26

Mess O'Potamia - Iraq the Vote
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Purple ink used to mean octopus ejaculate, but now it is the symbol of Iraqi democracy.
12/15/2005
04:55

Sarah Jessica Parker
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Jon Stewart heard that Sarah Jessica Parker's new movie "The Family Stone" will f**k "King Kong" up.
12/15/2005
07:22

George Packer
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Author George Packer discusses the difference between war actualities in Baghdad and war planning in Washington, D.C.
01/04/2006
05:09

Headlines - This Is Wire Tap
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President Bush is forgoing the warrants for domestic wiretapping, because he's trying to protect the American people -- like some kind of paternal caregiver, or big brother.
01/04/2006
00:09

Moment of Zen - Easy Wiretap
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A 1950's advertisement for easy wiretapping.
01/04/2006
03:38

Wiretap Dance
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Wiretapping without obtaining a warrant puts the Bush administration next to and at the same height as the law, not above it.
01/04/2006
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