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This Week in God - Uniter and Divider

Season 8 • 06/29/2004

Baptism is the unsexiest wet tee-shirt contest ever.

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01:04

Brand New Mess O'Potamia - Sneak Retreat
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When the Coalition Provisional Authority sets an arbitrary deadline for a symbolic gesture, they mean it.
06/28/2004
01:15

Gay Pride Day
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There's no violence at the Gay Pride Parade because no one can tell who is a cop and who is just dressed up as one.
06/28/2004
03:42

Moore Money, Moore Problems
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Michael Moore squares off with the Bush Administration, the main stream media and the right wing attack machine on the release of his new film.
06/28/2004
02:41

Brand New Mess O'Potamia - It's the Security, Stupid
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In Iraq it is now law to drive with two hands on the wheel because God forbid you lose control of the car while you're driving into an embassy.
06/28/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Bremer Ships Off
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As soon as authority is passed to Iraqis, L. Paul Bremer gets out of Iraq.
06/28/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Pure Dick
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"F*ck" is not the kind of language Vice President Dick Cheney uses.
06/29/2004
06:43

Edward Conlon
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Detective Edward Conlon describes his role in the NYPD as the "Whattayagot, kid" guy.
06/29/2004
02:53

Cash and Kerry
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Aide workers in Afghanistan might be savvier when it comes to foreign affairs but can they identify America's Next Top Model?
06/29/2004
01:40

Kerry Fundraiser
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Correspondent Samantha Bee would rather be in a war zone than hear Sharon Stone read a poem about gun control.
06/29/2004
03:05

Iraq's New Government
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Let's hope that Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and those "do nothing fat cats" in Baghdad get their act together for the January election.
06/29/2004
03:54

This Week in God - Uniter and Divider
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This Week in God focuses on the sale of pork in Israel, the rewriting of the Inquisition and the debate over gay marriage in the Baptist church.
06/29/2004
05:08

Corddry - Nursery Crimes
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Children overstressed by the competitive Manhattan pre-school environment often crap themselves.
06/30/2004
02:54

Indecision 2004 - The Forced Smile
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John Kerry excels at the forced smile in a tightly enclosed space with no exit.
06/30/2004
01:18

Headlines - F-Bombs
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The Supreme Court sent the case against the Energy Task Force back to a lower court, thereby delaying its outcome until after the election.
06/30/2004
00:51

Rep. Hot Chili Peppers
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Congressional leaders square off in a competitive chili pepper eating contest.
06/30/2004
01:37

Moon Units
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Congressmen claim they were duped into participating in a coronation ceremony for King Sun Myung Moon.
06/30/2004
02:03

Headlines - Courtcenter
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When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.
06/30/2004
02:28

Today's Dictator On Trial
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Hussein lets the Iraqi court know that they are incapable of handling his truth.
07/06/2004
02:27

You, Your Health & You - Creatures
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Sometimes the best health remedies are ones from the late seventeenth century and classic children's novels.
07/06/2004
03:07

It's Edwards!
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Edwards' appeal works against the John Kerry America has come to sort of know.
07/06/2004
05:50

Ralph Nader
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Ralph Nader and Stephen Colbert discuss the possibility of doing a cooking show.
07/06/2004
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